A few days ago I was sorting through my mail when it hit me. This pile of stuff totally defines me. And, so I decided that if ever I develop some weird fascination with someone I’ll steal their mail to get to know them better. It’s really quite telling. Try it sometime (not stealing, of course, but taking a look at how your mail defines you).
To keep any of you from wanting to steal our mail (‘cuz I know you all have a crazy fascination with our exhilarating lifes), let me save you the time…
We own Apple products, someone is into photography, Oh! there are letters and checks to 503 Photography – someone is a business owner, there are bills – medical (someone has gotten this, this and – oh, too bad – that done to them), utilities, and more, there’s a female in this house because her friend sent her a new pair of earrings which also says that she has awesome friends, someone in this house does nice things b/c they got a ‘thank you’ card, they drink Coke products (lots of them) and order crafts from Oriental Trading (for a tutoring program I’m involved in…not for me 
, and lastly, someone likes to read sad memoirs (me! my favorite reads!).
