{all pictures courtesy of my Mac webcam}
“Hey you. Let’s go on a walk.”
“Excuse me? Did you heeeaaar me?”
“What’s that thing making noise?”
“HEY! What are you doing? Stop typing and take me on a walk!”
“Fine. I’ll just lick your hand until you have to pay attention to me.”
“Who are you? Will you take me for a walk?”
So I give her a treat to buy myself 20 more minutes of quiet as she licks her lips and shakes her head in satisfaction. (Are all dogs this bossy and high maintenance?!)
